Panel: Conan, Darryl
- The people vs Pumpkin Fest
- The FHRITP phenomenon. The hell is wrong with people?
- Reporters handling hecklers
- Feds spend $10mil on anti-obesity video game
- ^Trailer
- Michelle Obama: No vote, no fried chicken
- How to be a good slave…err citizen
- Homeless advocates fined for feeding the homeless
Closing song: NIN – ‘Ruiner’ Matt Molloy remix
