Panel: Conan, Darryl, Boner
- Keene city council holds non-public meeting to vote on something secret
- News anchors using the exact same script
- Dirty Santa picks his own present
- Sriracha under attack
- Interview
Break song: Nirvana – ‘Dumb’
- Why am I ingesting fluoride
- Why you are always late and what to do about it
- Does castration remove all sexual drive?
Closing song: Nirvana – ‘Where Did You Sleep Last Night’