Panel: Conan, Jay, Darryl, Shaunna
- Why am I paying for this crap!
- 4 New warrant articles. School officials concerned
- Problems with the education system? You should totally run for school board. /Vomit
- BallGate, autotune, and you’ll love my nuts
- Patriarchy wins!! At least on Survivor
- The Penguin circa 96
Closing song: Jaymes Young – ‘What is Love’ (Haddaway cover)