Panel: Conan, Darryl, Matt, Ashley
- Keene election results
- City douche nozzles recommend increasing parking rates and fines
- The hell is a noped?
Break song: Kawehi – ‘Creep’ (Radiohead cover)
- First Kiss video = Fake
- Darryl disagrees; Blows fuse
- Parody we didn’t watch on air
- Stossel gets slapped in the face
- Woman joins search party to find herself
- Which countries have the least sex?
- 12 sexiest accents
- Ashley hates the British accent
Closing song: Tool – ‘H.’