Panel: Conan, Darryl, Ali, Jonny Ray
- Pixie cuts and microwaved fried hair
- Junk food crazies and hardcore Paleos
- Animal rights. They have no rights
- Ladies, go burn your bras. They’re stupid
- German town gets rid of all traffic lights and signs
- Crosswalk for Dummies: Rules of engagement
- Ali is much bigger on radio than in person
- Japanese culture: We no like woman with big mouths
- Denver airport conspiracies
Closing song: Nine Inch Nails – ‘Zero Sum’ Stephen Morris & Gillian Gilbert remix
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